- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
During a storm in class
- teacher: can you go to the window and tell me what it looks like outside?
- me: *walks over to window*
- me:
- me:
- me: dark, like my soul.
